Shooting and blessing

So I missed it yesterday, so shoot me! No really shoot me! So I have a baby with Rosiola (not sure if I spelled that correctly and no offense but I don't care enough to look it up) and a raging double ear infection. Bless her heart y'all! No really bless my babies heart! Ok I'm finished y'all have your homework, shoot me and bless my baby! ....please don't really shoot me, I was trying to turn a phrase...unsuccessfully.